Who Are The #PRJedi?

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The reaper often refers to the #PRJedi, but who’s he talking about?

The #PRJedi are primarily the public relations (PR)/media communications staffs of the networks. It’s their job to make it seem like all the shows on their network are doing great, every day, all the time, no matter what is actually the case.

Like Obi Wan in the scene pictured above, their typical move is a misdirection mind trick away from any negative information towards positive information, even if it’s irrelevant information. “These are not the ratings you’re looking for. Move along. Move along.”

The #PRJedi can also be people associated with individual shows, typically the producers or show runners who will do whatever they can to make even the most doomed show seem like it has a long life ahead of it. They do this in cooperation with much of the TV media, who’ll happily suck up and spit back out their mind tricks to curry favor in the future.

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When you hear/read the #PRJedi, will you be a weak minded fool like Bib Fortuna?

Bib Fortuna: Master.
[Jabba wakes up with a start]
Bib Fortuna: May I present Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight?
Jabba the Hutt: I told you not to admit him!
Luke: I must be allowed to speak.
Bib Fortuna: He must be allowed to speak.
Jabba the Hutt: You weak minded fool! He’s using an old Jedi mind trick.
[Jabba shoves Bib Fortuna aside]
Luke: You will bring Captain Solo and the Wookiee to me.
[Jabba laughs]
Jabba the Hutt: Your mind powers will not work on me boy.